If you been through pregnancy then you will understand when a woman is pregnant her hormones raises, all the five senses become as sensitive as time boom ticking. Her eyes is so shape it will radar where her love one is and come up with all possible mean to gather them close to her. Her tolerant level will only handle her own cloth detergent smell. Her taste will increase like a giant craving for immediate food to fill that huger! otherwise she will attack. Her touch = "Leave me the F alone" and her hearing will only be "you don't understand how I feel"
To sum it up if your wife is pregnant: here is the DON'T and DO so you will survive the 9 months of your life in peace
DO - tell her that she's beautiful at least once a day
DON'T -tell her that she's lazy because she CAN! jack ass
DO - ask her how does she feels or if you can do anything to help her feel better
DON'T -try to hump her like a horny puppy every time you see her
DO -listen to whatever she has to say and give ensuring answer
DON'T - be a DICKHEAD she doesn't need to hear you whine about other woman who you just met spare the damn detail because at this point her confident level is at -100
DO -make her laugh at all cost because she appreciate it
DON'T - throw your PMS at her or in front of her because she is carrying extra 20 pounds in her belly and it can kill you!
Keep it claim....count 1-100 or just STFU!
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